Meow Cats

One day I started looking at books about cats (besides cheetahs!) and then I started to be more interested in cats than I was. There are so many different kinds -- some main breeds and breed groups. For example in the Asian Breed are Tabbies and Asian Smokes and a Red. My favorites of all of the cats are the Chestnut Classic Tabby and the Lavender Classic Tabby and the Chestnut Silver Classic Tabby. These are all part of the Oriental Short-Hair breed.

They are my favorite because they look beautiful, they look like they are good hunters, and I looked up on the internet and they say the tabbies are the best cats to have for pet.

I can't have a cat because our dog chases them away and also because mommy's allergic to them.

We did have cats. They were the Bombay breed (or something that looked like Bombay!)

Too much Muppets? Too many Muppets?

My pool was so green, when Kermit jumped in I couldn't even see him!

My dog is so thin that yesterday his skin split in half!

My tent is so small that a mouse can't even fit in it!

I once saw a book that I could not even read - the font was size one!

My rubber is so useless that it can't rub any kind of car!

My friend is so fat that he EXPLODED today!

One day I went to school and saw a sign that said: Please go pee-pee on your socks for warmth!

My house door is so small that an ant can't fit through it!

Explainer:

I wrote these funny jokes because we watched the Muppets almost every night last week and I like Fozzy Bear! He tells very funny jokes. One day me and Finny thought we could make our own Muppet Show. Finny was Kermit and I was Fozzy Bear. We both thought that the guest could be a little bird on a stick. It didn't have a name - we named it Miss Bird. Miss Bird had a very short act. I was next and I told the jokes I wrote up above.